Uwe Boll Hell - Episode One!

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Well, folks, here it is. The artsy, funky kinda thinger, Uwe Boll Hell Episode One. I am actually on my way to our friend's house as i type this, because she's going to be married today. Huzzah! Video of that coming soon, but that's neither here nor there.

So. Uwe Boll Hell. Basically, I'm gonna review The Big Five, starting with Bloodrayne. Half because it's the one he's making another sequal to, and half because aside from House of the Dead, it's the only one I'm familiar with, and considering there was a six month stint where that was the only game I owned, it's a big one for me. The game was... alright, it was decently executed, but it was nothing special, I admit. I still liked it, and it was a different kind of challenge.

Anyway, yeah, The plan is kind of out of order. Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, In the Name of the King (Dungeon Siege), Postal and House of the Dead. The reason I'm doing that is, well, Alone in the Dark and Dungeon Siege weren't good, but they weren't nearly as bad as Postal or House of the Dead. Postal for being just... unfunny, for lack of a better term, and House of the Dead... yich... you'll see, folks.

And what can I say about this one? It's not a review, but I knew I needed to do an introduction into the Uwe Boll series. I'd venture to say that despite it being just me, and there being literally no budget, that ten minute portion was better than the entirety of Uwe Boll's ten hours of video game debauchery. Hell, he oughta fund me and I'll make a decent movie, if it'll shut him up. Though, knowing him and if I were to appear as a blip, he'd want to box me.

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Getting back to the point, this video was actually pretty easy to do, I just had a TON going on the last two weeks, but I wanna thank those who helped out, Covenant, Lynnie, and of course, as promised, Reanchi and Jaze, thanks a ton for your contributions to the project. Thanks to those two donations, I can now do video game consoles, or pretty much anything I can find that uses an RCA jack. Which, incidentally, includes almost all consoles.

It's been a hell of a thing, you know? I don't know what I expected. I wanted to get onto TGWTG, and I still kinda do, although moreso, I'd like to appear as part of TSE, assuming he'd ever take on a permanent addition. But in the mean time, I will continue. I'll be writing a thread in the TSE, so hopefully, that'll draw some attention. So, what else is there to say? I have enjoyed making this video, and I will enjoy ripping up five Uwe Boll movies in a row. So let's do this.